when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like
I was once a stripper named Diamond Dan.
a legendary pop music anthem that your faves could never touch
She was there for me when no one else was
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
please watch this cinematic masterpiece
Unaired SNL Sketch: Nasim Pedrad as Aziz Ansari
if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again
before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that