yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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  • shrek one: BEST
  • shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
  • shrek three: bad
  • shrek four: bad


I was once a stripper named Diamond Dan.


giannigaga:

volanus:

starpulses:

a legendary pop music anthem that your faves could never touch

She was there for me when no one else was



clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?


awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show



toewscrosby:

please watch this cinematic masterpiece



Unaired SNL Sketch: Nasim Pedrad as Aziz Ansari


unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again


drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that